everyone tell me abt ur day. how did your eyeliner go? did u flirt with somebody? drink enough water? make a white man nervous?


*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

U like big boobs huh?… Cool.. Wish I had those.
I know it’s over, and it never really began, but in my heart it was so real.
― The Smiths  (via unlively)


If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.


me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know